My Funny Story - By Kevin

This thing happened at my school last week. When I was having English in my class, my friend, Calvin, stepped on my other friend’s foot. I realized that because I heard my friend, Marvin shouting. He shouted “F@#%!!! My infected toe!!!” (if you know what I mean J) then, my teacher asked what happened, but Calvin said “You better piss off sir!!! It’s none of your business!!!” Then my teacher, Mr. Garrison, replied “Young man, I didn’t teach you to say that word. It’s too rude!!” “Let’s finish this at the principal’s office you two!! March!!” said Mr. G.

                After school, both of them got detention. Mr. Garrison was unlucky that day. He slipped on wet floor, because he’s to dumb. Unfortunately, He fell into the detention room.  Then, Calvin trashed Mr. Garrison’s mom with some Yo Momma jokes. I heard some of them, but I shouldn’t put them in. J

Then, they fought for a while, until they got bruised up really bad. At the end, Mr Garrison was fired from the school and worked in McD as a cashier. And both of the children lived happily ever after.

 

PS: All the characters above are fully fictional, and the story is basically just to make you laugh.